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Random Joke :: Submit Your Own Joke Viewing the 10 Newest Jokes I was sat in traffic this morning.
I got run over. More Other Jokes A blonde and a brunette live together and 1 day the brunnete arrived home to find the blonde with rope tied around her waist.
Curious the brunette asked, "Why do you have rope around your waist?"
To which the blonde replied, "I'm trying to commit suicide!"
"It's meant to go around your neck," said the brunette.
"I tried that but couldn't breathe!" More Blonde Jokes Why did the moth go to the doctor's surgery?
Because the light was on? More Animal Jokes Three women died in an accident and went up to heaven. There was a brunette a ginger and a blonde.
When they got to the steps god said to them "If you can get up these stairs without laughing I’ll let you into heaven.”
So on the first step god told a joke and the brunette laughed and she wasn’t allowed into heaven.
On the second step god tells another joke and the ginger laughed so she wasn’t allowed into heaven.
On the last step god told a really funny joke but the blonde didn’t laugh. She was allowed into heaven.
When she got to the gates, the blonde burst out laughing. God asked her, "What are laughing at?"
To which she said, “I've just got the first joke!" More Blonde Jokes A class of thirty are playing a letter game with their teacher.
Teacher: Can anyone think of a 8 letter word?
Sam: Elephant
Teacher: Well thats a mouth full
Jimmy: No thats blowjob and thats only 7 letters More Sex Jokes A man lost his virginity at 18
He found it again when married More Sex Jokes wha't a frog's favourite drink?
croak a cola. More Animal Jokes What is white and bulky and cannot climb a tree?
A fridge. More Other Jokes two monkies were sitting in a bath.
the first monkey shrieks: "ee ee ah ah oo oo!"
the second says: " why don't you put some cold in?" More Animal Jokes Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms More Other Jokes
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